New Neighbor....
Pedro was trying to get into the U.S.legally through Immigration.
The officer said, "Pedro, you have passed all the tests, except there
is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."
Pedro said, " I am ready."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink and Green."
Pedro thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am
ready."
The officer said, "Go ahead."
Pedro said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it
up and say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
(Pedro now lives in a neighborhood near you.)
August 2 2005, 03:27:18 UTC 6 years ago